Current Speaker of the US House of Representatives
Comes with:
- Considerable private wealth
- Inability to articulate democratic ideals
- Wide selection of smart pantsuits
- Large pearl earings
- Outsized ability to attract polarizing criticism
- No facility to respond effectively to said criticism
Nancy is in great working order (barring the above). She'd be a great party boss for your dinner parties.
For the actual House, we're looking for someone who would be sure an asset to the party.
Trades considered.
No deliveries.
